So I thought I would give everyone I laugh if they needed one this morning. Yesterday evening while cutting grass I noticed something moving so I glanced down and holy inch worm! Inching its way up my chest. The lawn mower stops as I let go of it and I hear the sound of the neighbors boys playing basketball so I’m thinking sweet goddess how do I discretely get this thing off me without the kids seeing me sticking my hand down my shirt haha. Then I think well I do have a privacy fence so I guess I’m safe, right? All the same I’m shuffling around so my back is in their direction so I can get it off. In the mean time I have drawn an audience from the dogs who are now standing around me watching and wagging their tails. This is not a show guys!